Well, it’s been about a month since the last post. As you can tell, my blog posting has been significantly reduced since school started, and even more so since finals and whatnot have been rousing up these days. I just got done with a pretty crazy week, and before I get piled on with even more work coming up I’d post something that didn’t require too much mental effort. So here we go.
So ever since the beginning of this summer I decided to make a point to watch more movies. I never ever watch movies, mainly because I’m afraid they’re going to suck, and would have wasted two hours or so of my life watching something bad. My strategy, therefore, has been to watching only movies that have been critically regarded as great, movies that I watch with a group of people, or movies that are currently coming out that I think have the least chance of failing in my mind.
I’ve watched thirteen movies since the beginning of summer (which is probably more than I had watched in the previous two years combined), and have ranked them in a rather unique manner:
Yeah, it’s long, but it’s kinda separated into little bits you can read easily. I hope it doesn’t blow anyone’s brain.
Movies that were worse than The Ninth Gate:
Movies that were equal to The Ninth Gate:
The Ninth Gate (1999):
Plot Synopsis: Rare book hunter Johnny Depp goes and looks for a book written by Satan himself for some crazy guy who wants power.
Review: Plot idea wasn’t too bad, but really terrible acting on par with a home made movie. The way the plot rolled was ridiculous, full of huge plot holes, with a clunker of an ending. The best scene was the “climax,” and is probably one of the most unintentionally comical things I have ever seen. Unfortunately, the rest of the movie makes you want to smack your head against the wall. Don’t waste your time.
Grade: D-
Movies that were better than The Ninth Gate:
Hancock (2008):
Plot Synopsis: Will Smith is a man with superpowers, but is a vagrant that doesn’t want to help anyone. Jason Bateman wants to help him help himself. Charlize Theron is Jason’s wife with a secret.
Review: The only other movie on this list I wouldn’t recommend watching. I thought the plot was a great idea (superanti-hero redeems himself type deal), but the movie wasted the idea. The movie starts out alright, but Smith’s character blows up so much of L.A. it doesn’t make any sense how citizen’s interact with him. When they see him, they yell at him and chastise him, but they don’t act like any rational person would in the presence of a man with superpowers. There’s no fear against him. I mean, all Batman did was beat up criminals, and half of Gotham wants him jailed. The movie gets significantly worse once the “surprise” comes in about two-thirds the way through, which is so discombobulated and ridiculous you want to stop watching.
Grade: C
Quantum of Solace (2008):
Plot Synopsis: Daniel Craig as James Bond trying to uncover a secret worldwide organization, and realizing the unfortunate consequences of his actions along the way.
Review: Perhaps I’m being too hard on it, because after Casino Royale, which was amazing, I had huge expectations for the Craig-Era Bond movies. This one lives up to the Bond movies for about 85% of the movie, the plot unfolding and things blowing up, and it’s actually very good most of the way. The deeper conscious the new Bond movies give the Bond character was a good idea.
However, once you hit that last 15% of the movie, the action in the movie gives you a really bad feeling that the movie’s climax might be coming up soon. You look at your watch, you realize the movie’s only about eighty minutes in, and you say to yourself “surely the movie isn’t ending any time soon.” Then there’s a lackluster climactic scene, and the movie ends at 104 minutes. All the great build-up that was happening in the movie is wasted. It comparison, Casino Royale was 142 minutes long. If the movie had a better and more complete ending, this probably would have ranked very closely to Casino Royale. As it is, it was a decent movie that disappointed at the end.
Grade: B-
Fargo (1996)
Plot Synopsis: Guy tries to ransom his wife to get money from her rich dad. Pregnant police detective tries to solve case. Things get out of hand quickly. Hilarious accents for everybody!
Review: Extremely dark movie, with a good amount of violence, not much action, and very dark humor. It’s not gonna be liked by everybody, I was a bit mixed on how I felt about it, and I was a bit disappointed that it was so well liked by critics. However, it was a very well acted movie, and the times the movie was funny were very good. I recommend seeing it, but be aware that it runs at a slow pace, and has a depressing ending.
Grade: B
Blade Runner (1982)
Synopsis: Harrison Ford is a detective that kills illegal human-like androids in futuristic L.A.
Review: Now, my very initial reaction to the film was rather mixed, though after checking out the wikipedia page, it’s chock full of really interesting ideas and questions that I apparently didn’t grasp when I watched it. It’s definitely a weird movie; it’s very dark, it paces rather slowly, none of the characters in the movie are particularly likable, and most of them are just flat out bizarre. However, if you are smart enough to understand all of the deeper elements of the movie, you’ll probably love it much more than I did.
Grade: Me, B. Smart people, A-.
Burn After Reading (2008)
Synopsis: Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and some other famous actors do some really ridiculous/hilarious things surrounding sex and a compact disc.
Review: This movie was made by the same people that did Fargo, and it’s much funnier and not quite as dark. However, it does have a ton of violence, and only has one character that is really likable. If you’re able to get past the fact that you have no one to root for, and if the violence doesn’t numb your senses too bad, this movie should be hysterical. The plot takes many great turns, and the ending is pretty good as well.
Grade: B+
Crash (2004)
Synopsis: Sandra Bullock, Brendan Fraser, Ludacris, Don Cheadle, Matt Dillon and others get into racially charged situations in L.A.
Review: A very powerful movie, with some very good acting. There are a lot of scenes that use race to bring about interesting ideas on how each race interacts with each other, usually in ironic and tragic situations. It takes a little bit of thinking to get the full effect of the movie, but if you do take the time you should find the movie to be great. There are about five different story arcs in the movie, some better than others, but there should be plenty of storyline to keep one interested.
Grade: B+
The Truman Show (1998):
Synopsis: Jim Carrey lives in the perfect city as a businessman for an insurance company, not realizing his entire life is the stage of a TV show.
Review: Great plot idea that really hits everything really well. Brings up a lot of very deep ideas, but all in very entertaining ways; it by no means preaches the ideas it is trying to convey. Brings up a lot of ideas on psychology and religion. Carrey does a great job throughout the movie, never getting too over the top or not dramatic enough.
Grade: A-
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
Synopsis: Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet try to erase each other from their memories.
Review: Now, this movie would have been even better if the subplot involving Kirsten Dunst wasn’t so unnecessary. As it is, however, it’s still a great movie; the main plot definitely overshadows that small error. Another very interesting plot idea that is executed excellently, as all the scenes inside Carrey’s memories are done very well. The structure of the plot is unorthodox, but perfect for the movie and perfectly done. I would say it’s a great date movie, as it has a lot to say about relationships and love.
Grade: A-
Groundhog Day (1993)
Synopsis: Bill Murray is a Pittsburgh weatherman trapped in a time loop in a small town on February 2nd.
Review: This movie is probably the best movie I have seen that is as equally funny as it is deep. Bill Murray’s character’s tremendous change in practically all aspects of his life occurs very slowly but apparent throughout the movie. The movie, like The Truman Show, is able to express inner ideas without ever getting on the soapbox about them. It is a deeply spiritual film at its core, with some supercute scenes to boot.
Grade: A-
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Synopsis: John Travolta, Samuel Jackson, Uma Thurman, Bruce Willis and a slew of others get messed up in a tangled web in L.A.
Synopsis: This is another film that might desensitize some due to its violence, sex, and drugs, but if you can get over it it’s really an amazing movie. Incredible acting, great monologues/one-liners, and a plot that is tight and wild all at once. The film is ripe with humor, and full of great characters that are deeply human, making you want to root for them even with their serious flaws. The story unfolds very awkwardly, but in the end it enhances the entire film perfectly.
Grade: A-/A. Very close to being an A.
The Dark Knight (2008):
Synopsis: Christian Bale’s gotta stop Heath Ledger from bringing Gotham City into anarchy.
Review: This is probably the first movie I ever saw in theaters where I though I actually got a bargain for the price I paid to go see it. The movie is entertainment in its most pure form, an exhilarating ride throughout the entire movie. It is rather long, but never feels like it’s meandering. A very strong plot with some great acting, especially by Ledger. A perfect balance of drama and action, and is even funny when it wants to be. It’s not necessary a thinking wo/man’s movie, but really a great way to spend 152 minutes of time.
Grade: A
Jerry Maguire (1996):
Synopsis: Tom Cruise is a rich sports agent who one night grows a conscience and finds he hates himself… no, he hates his place in the world. He then seeks to find satisfaction in life with the help of Renee Zellweger and Cuba Gooding Jr.
Review: This movie really hits me where I live. I love it. It’s quite possibly my favorite movie ever. Maguire’s search to succeed in his business and as a person, even against everyone that tries to ruin him because of it and seemingly nothing going right, is an idea that I think everyone aspires to achieve and overcome. Some people may disregard the movie as a chick-flick, but I find that there is really nothing predictable about the movie, save that you know the little kid is going to do/say something cute every time he’s on camera. Indeed, the way people act and react to each other in the movie is at once unpredictable and deeply realistic. The acting is great, and the script is full of great lines. I’m sure this movie wouldn’t crop up on the top of everyone’s list, and it’s not going to affect everyone the same way, but for me it was quite an experience.
Grade: A/A+